14 The Blair Bitch Project
Having been recently dethroned as Queen Bee in the last episode by Gossip Girl, with an assist from scheming “little J” , Blair hesitantly returns to school with the support of her BFF, Serena. Meanwhile, Serena struggles to adjust to her new living arrangements with her future step-brother, Chuck, while receiving disturbing packages from an unknown sender. Jenny’s drive to be popular hits an all-new time high when she does something illegal to fit in with her new Upper East Side friends.
Jenny has the nerve to dump yogurt on Blair on the first day of the new semester. Nate tries to warn her about her new circle of friends who were so ready to give forget Blair.
Jenny gets the perfect bitch idea and invites Blair to Butter where the girls stand her up. While having a sleepover at Hazel’s, she steals a fancy red dress from her their giant closet.
Weird gifts keep coming up for Serena. She thinks they’re from Chuck, who claims innocence. Serena comes home to find out that Bart kicked out Chuck. She later finds out the porn and handcuffs, 3 cases of champagne, and drugs came from G.
Blair comes to Brooklyn to help Rufus set up a party at the Humphrey loft for a surprise birthday party. She just got back still wearing the red custom-made Valentino she stole from the sleepover. Blair then gets her own table at Butter, awaiting the arrival of her old posse. But it’s not over when Jenny sneaks out of the Humphrey loft and brings Nate to Butter as a sorry gift for Penelope and the girls. Blair loses her spot again.
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